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Funmi Iyanda is a multi award-winning producer and broadcast journalist. She is the CEO of Ignite Media and Executive Director of Creation Television
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Monday, June 02, 2008

Find the caption

As you may have guessed, "mo ti fe pa ketekete" (I am intent on killing the donkey, reference; ebenezer obey classic song), l know l have to do something about my work obsession and I will, right after I finish this assignment;-). So I am crazy busy and traveling hence the inconsistent blogging. It's a phase and it will pass, in the meantime, lets play a little game. A mad colleague sent me these pictures with his own caption taking the mikey on xenophobes, mine is the next one, what will yours be?
Zimbabwean/Kwerekwere

now what does one do for this?



Xenophobic violence instigator

so, what does one do with this?

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, IT'S NO BIGGER THAN MY THUMB!!!!!!

The answer is NOTHING!! Absolutely NOTHING!!!

Anonymous said...

My eyes, my eyes!

Naapali said...

Perhaps the Zimbabwean stole the xenophobes penis, hence the rain dance to summon it back.

Anonymous said...

The first picture?Wow thats a loooong snake.Fills one up better,know what i mean,hun?.The second picture?God forbid.What is that,too little i beg.Cant even allow such human to come near me.Pity his wife,thats if she has not even divorce him by now.Like De bang will say,the first guy has the real DE KO KO.
Naughty me abi?FI,sorry,hope my comments are not too raw.
Cunni4real(a proud female)

Anonymous said...

Lol! Fummy the second pix is killing me..i cant even think of an appropiate response and that never happens,lol!

How u dey?

Chee

Anonymous said...

one word PERVERT !

NigerianDramaQueen said...

ROTFLMAO
I'm tryna think of an approriate response but
all I can do is ROTF and LMAO

Anonymous said...

Definetely the first one oooh!
The second one doesn't count! hehehe

Woomie O! said...

Yee pa!
Yeesh! Yeesh!! Yeesh!!!
Did someone do any graphic designs on the two photos???
Let the both of them meet each other half way...lol!
Both are unmanagable...lmao pretty bad.

Nice Nonimuss said...

Well, you can see why the secong guy is so angry...

Nonesuch said...

The 2nd picture maybe the cold shrunk it. The 1st one.....hhumm... Interesting!?!

Vera Ezimora said...

LOL.

The penis that wasn't...

MissO said...

wow this is something else...
The first one is something else,,, Still thinking about it... But that little thing better not come near me..

nneoma said...

@the second pic....can you even do anything with that...i mean what's the point of keeping something that small? do they really come that small? so many questions...

pyoo wata
the nollywood critique

Rollie said...

Wow... I didn't know they came that small :-)

Abi said...

Goodness... If one ever needs anything to debunk the Mandingo stereotype of black men, the second picture gives ample proof!

Ms. emmotions said...

LMAO

the first one......massive
the 2nd.......invinsible?
lol

Standtall said...

Demonstration of craze!!!!

Beyond said...

Both are just something else.The first one is unbelieveably too much and the second is just ridiculous and not worth having at all.

LG said...

buhahahahahahahaha werrin be dis??? buhahahahahahahaha

wellsbaba said...

lol...mehn,jst d females commenting...dnt knw wat2say...lol....I guess its ladies night with d first pic!

Anonymous said...

Its funny how when Funmi leaves a post about how bad the nation is, corrupt leaders, soaring gas prices,etc there are only a handful of comments and thoughts. However we see a couple of naked pictures and there are floods of comments..
seen. anyway was just a thought

LadyMissB said...

LMAO...if i was the second guy,i will just have my nonexistent penis reconstructed into a vagina...at least he will be able to do much more with it...*wink*

WeirdGurl said...

Happy father's day.
http://weirdbabe.blogspot.com/

his thing is so small. lmao.
he better do an enlargement or else no hope for him. lol.

Seun said...

i cant believe this kinda 'things' do exist. After Frank spoke about your blog i decided to look in and derive inspiration for my idle blog.
This is mind blowing just like the show.
'Seun (Ultima Limited)

Atutupoyoyo said...

I am genuinely speechless.....

cleo.kelvin said...

well lots of things are going thru my head but wat of the sender maybe he saying wat is it still doing there ie 2nd any way bad soup na mamma like am

Tairebabs said...

I have heard...I have never seen something sooo small and something so big...Until NOW! LMAO!

Baroque said...

only 2 things come to mind, the devil & the deep blue sea; i dont know what is between!

WAHALA DEY OH!

princekay123 said...

Na wah o!

Sola Folowosele said...

the guy should go see MODUPE OZOLUA for some pumping .she does that very well
http://solafolowosele.blogspot.com/

Dee! said...

Na wa oooooooooooo! Is this real?!
Abi person do some computer magic?! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

profegee said...

This is life for real. What a paradox - super endowment versus absolute lack. The first is bothered with managing women who are scared by the excessive size while the latter is avoided by women like a plague.

Anonymous said...

Sister fumi, I felt terrible hearing this kind of news about what is going on in South Africa. As a matter of fact i watched a replay of the event on the internet too. It's a real pity that at this 21st century people could still behave in this evil way.

It's not our fault that we are enterprising people, ya Nigerians are very enterprising. That's why anywhere you find them. They are always competing with the best mentally. If the South Africans think that chasing their fellow black brothers & sisters from other part of Africa is gonna solve their problem. Then they better have a re-think. It seems they, the South Africans had forgot so soon how this same fellow black race particularly the Nigeria Nation stood by them during their dark days "the apartheid regime" of the whites.

Nemesis would soon catch up with them if they do not desist from this evil behavior. It's good that their vice precedent had apologies to us but they the South African Government of Mr. Tabo Mmeki must go beyond this by making sure that those that are behind this evil act are brought to book so has to serve as a deterrent to others.